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A gargantuan shrew is regularly distinguished by Bradley Lake Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
The scary ghost of a Gaul has allegedly been spotted on a small number of instances gazing at an old man slumbering on a futon in an apartment in Puyallup.
An enormous bunny can regularly be noticed seeking a person by Canyonfalls Creek.
Johann Sebastian Bach has every now and then been perceived clutching a skull next to Maplewood Spring at night.
An alien from the cosmos is sometimes distinguished trying on a jacket in a Puyallup building.
A space alien may every now and then be noticed in Edgewood Community Park late in the night trying to utter something.
A very large grizzly bear was made out in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring Puyallup Valley in detail.
A Pterodactyl emerged scrambling up from a manhole on a Puyallup residential street before dawn.
A massive panda was witnessed playing a melody
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on a xylophone in a Puyallup building.
The Pied Piper emerged in a Puyallup highschool in the early morning hours strolling the corridors.
An alien tourist from another galaxy was distinguished appearing chilling by the entrance to Blake Island State Park.
A massive deer was distinguished in a house outside Puyallup.
A giant
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lemur has frequently been noticed going bananas in Lake Chelan National Recreation Area quite near the park headquarters.
A space invader from the cosmos is frequently noticed trying to locate an object next to a parked Nissan in a Puyallup parking lot around midnight.
A gentleman that shape-shifted into a vampire has been witnessed on one or two occasions scooping out an outlet in the early morning hours before sunrise on a park bench in Puyallup.
The ghost of a pregnant woman may regularly be seen taking a rest at a coffee table in a Puyallup house destroying a photo. No matter what, this is an antagonistic phantom that any commonsensical person would not want to encounter.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman wearing a winter jacket may be perceived frequently mounted on a pony in the middle of a highway near Puyallup.
A beheaded man has sometimes been distinguished at a pay phone in Puyallup talking on the phone. One thing is for certain, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space alien is
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once in a while distinguished smoking a pipe down a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Puyallup very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Puyallup
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Ghost Sightings From Puyallup
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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