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The ghost of a plane pilot may be spotted frequently drifting along on McKay Creek around midnight. Several folks say this ghost could be the soul of a local who passed away here in Prescott long ago.
The terrifying ghost of a conquistador has occasionally been observed in the early morning hours scrutinizing Colville Springs Hollow in detail. It has been declared that this particular ghost may perhaps be a distinguished yesteryear local of Prescott.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy is every now and then distinguished up on Skyrocket Hills looking for a woman.
A creepy skeleton is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two occasions on the summit of one of the heights in the Skyrocket Hills at the stroke of midnight weeping. Based on what the residents assert, this spirit is probably the undeparted spirit of a local who used to have a home here in Prescott. Either way, this is a bad spirit that you wouldn't want to meet after midnight.
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fluorescent human form was perceived down near Colville Springs before sunrise gazing. The bystander got scared and fled. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to bump into.
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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