Port Townsend

 
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A lady with worms crawling out of her mouth may regularly be perceived striding through a house in Port Townsend. In any event, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that you shouldn't go searching for.

An extraterrestrial from Jupiter may be observed very often mounted on a pony by the side of a road in the neighborhood of Port Townsend.
    
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her neck has every now and then been witnessed at Morgan Hill Reservoir Dam late at night staring.

The ghost of a bound up female is occasionally distinguished attempting to verbalize something in a sail boat on Morgan Hill Reservoir. A number of of the residents assert this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolish people who are courageous enough to disrupt the serenity in Port Townsend.

A space invader from another solar system has been observed on one or two occasions strolling through an apartment near Port Townsend.

An extraterrestrial may every now and then be noticed at Chimacum Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise flinging chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
 

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