|
| |
Port Orchard, Washington Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Port Orchard.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been seen on a few occasions climbing up from a manhole on a Port Orchard residential street in the early morning hours.
A guy with the head of a goblin has often been noticed fly fishing from the shore of Berry Lakes around midnight.
A female afire, gripping a gas bottle is often witnessed guzzling apple juice down at the water at Anderson Cove. One of the residents firmly claims that this ghost loves startling unwise people who have the courage to interrupt the calm in Port Orchard.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions smoking a cigar in the middle of Anderson Creek. A number of of the folks who live in this town argue this ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolhardy folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Port Orchard. Whichever way, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that is rather not messed with.
A
| |
|
young girl sporting a blood-splattered wedding gown may regularly be observed in Bataan Park at midnight reading a tabloid.
A giant lamb can be noticed very often trying to find another ghost in Olalla Valley in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial has occasionally been witnessed nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in
| |
| |
Port Orchard.
An extraterrestrial explorer from deep space has been said to have been observed on a few occasions washing a blood-splattered rag in Sulphur Spring late in the night.
A gentleman with a machete in his head may every so often be noticed in a Port Orchard school late at night staggering the halls.
An extremely large reindeer was observed gazing at the water by Barringer Dam before dawn.
A space alien from another galaxy was witnessed in a flat close to Port Orchard.
A minotaur emerged trying to locate a bag beside a parked Chevy in a Port Orchard parking lot at midnight.
The spirit of a mail carrier was made out in a Port Orchard area clothing store, pacing the aisles. Additional folks in the neighborhood have had comparable events with an almost identical phantom.
An extraterrestrial was seen in Anderson Lake State Park right by the ranger station appearing terrifying.
A feminine figure has frequently been noticed in Lake Chelan National Recreation Area outside the park headquarters
|
|
facing the observer. In any event, this is an unpleasant ghost that you wouldn't want to run into before dawn.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Port Orchard
Submit a lie about Port Orchard, Washington:
Other untruthful towns near Port Orchard, Washington:
Olalla, Washington, 5 miles away
Manchester, Washington, 6 miles away
Bainbridge Island, Washington, 9 miles away
Keyport, Washington, 9 miles away
Gig Harbor, Washington, 10 miles away
Silverdale, Washington, 10 miles away
Poulsbo, Washington, 11 miles away
Fox Island, Washington, 12 miles away
Suquamish, Washington, 12 miles away
Vashon, Washington, 12 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Washington
|
Ghost Sightings From Port Orchard
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
MORE JOKES
|
