Paterson

 
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A space man from planet Neptune is occasionally observed howling at the observer to disappear in Coyote Canyon late at night.

A gargantuan gazelle can once in a while be distinguished hauling a corpse from the freezing water of East Branch Glade Creek on a dark night.

Nicolaus Copernicus has repeatedly been observed hurling rocks next to McKinley Springs in the early morning hours before sunrise.
    
An ET from outer space is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of occasions quite near Crow Butte State Park stacking stones.

An extremely large chameleon can often be noticed trying on a hat in a Paterson flat.

 

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