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These are some lies we made up about Pasco.
The spirit of a youthful female sporting a blood-splattered wedding dress can once in a while be made out in Esquatzel Coulee before sunrise yelling. No matter what, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that is rather not disturbed.
An extremely large otter was distinguished spitting at passing cars beside a shady highway close to Pasco.
A space alien from planet Venus appeared sending a parcel at a Pasco post office.
An ET from another world was distinguished twinkling a kerosene lamp in Edgar Brown Memorial Stadium in the early morning hours.
A Seismosaurus appeared at Columbia Park Dam on a dark night reasoning.
An extremely large ox was made out in the center of Snake River startling folks.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was witnessed discussing into the night as if someone in addition was present.
The Ugly Duckling has often been distinguished walking a Cocker Spaniel at night on a dark
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Pasco road.
A giant pronghorn is frequently observed staring through building windows in Pasco late in the night.
The ghost of a ten feet tall massive giant has been said to have been seen on a handful of occasions howling at the bystander to stay away at Hat Rock State Park.
Plato can frequently be distinguished rummaging around
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in garbage container on a Pasco residential street.
An extremely large dromedary has now and then been witnessed on a Pasco residential street in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a teen girl has been seen on one or two instances hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Pasco.
A form with a skeleton face dressed in dark robes has repeatedly been witnessed staring at a man snoozing on the floor in a residence in Pasco. It has been claimed that this specific phantom might be a celebrated former time dweller of Pasco. One thing is for sure, this is an unfriendly ghost that you would not want to run into on a dark night.
A woman with an axe in her head is often spotted trying on socks in a Pasco trailer.
An extremely large eland has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions scrambling up from a drain hole on a Pasco avenue on a dark night.
A massive salamander may often be perceived playing a harp in a Pasco mobile home.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian combatant may be distinguished
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over and over again in a Pasco highschool in the early morning hours staggering the hallways. Well, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Pasco
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Ghost Sightings From Pasco
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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