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These are some lies we made up about Palouse.
An ET from outer space can be seen frequently at night soaring over Turnbow Flat.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady is every now and then witnessed at Cedar Creek after midnight chucking rocks into the flowing water.
A space man has purportedly been witnessed on numerous occasions on the peak of Ball Butte at midnight glancing at the panorama.
The spirit of a young woman clothed as a house keeper may from time to time be spotted in Kamiak Butte State Park after midnight flickering a lantern. In any event, this spirit sure is menacing; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A giant monkey has frequently been spotted searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Palouse trailer late in the night.
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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