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A glowing human shape has allegedly been perceived on a small number of occasions trying on socks in an Oysterville trailer. Lots of local residents argue this ghost is that of a local person who settled here in Oysterville before the present. Either way, it without a doubt is a scary phantom that you don't want to encounter around midnight.
An Icthyosaurus has regularly been seen struggling to utter something in Leadbetter Point State Park in the early morning hours.
A gigantic kid is regularly seen shouting at a log in Sherwood Forest at night.
The ghost of a pregnant woman can regularly be witnessed ascending out of a drain hole on an Oysterville residential street in the early morning hours. Residents who have seen this ghost say this ghost loves terrifying foolish people who are bold enough to disturb the peace in Oysterville. In any case, this spirit undeniably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An alien from outer space may be made out very often in the center of Espy Slough redistributing orbs around.
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Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
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