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These are some lies we made up about Orting.
A sizeable chilling beast appeared in the early morning hours before sunrise hurrying after a passing Chrysler on a shady road right next door to Orting.
An enormous snake was made out in the backseat of a Ford by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror late in the night.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship showed up pulling up weeds in the back yard of a building in Orting.
A space invader from Saturn was observed attempting to grasp something down near Victor Falls very late at night.
Ferdinand Magellan was seen on the water's edge of Rhode Lake flashing a light.
An alien from outer space has repeatedly been seen on the highest spot of Spar Pole Hill at midnight viewing the landscape.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft is often noticed in the middle of Beane Creek moving orbs about.
A gargantuan vicuna has allegedly been made out on a few occasions by a lady hunting in a forest in the
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vicinity of Orting.
A Plateosaurus can be perceived very often in Riverside County Park very late at night staring furiously at the bystander.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy has sometimes been perceived by McMillin North Reservoir Number One Dam late at night looking at the water.
The ghost of a security guard
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with a bullet hole in his forehead is every now and then noticed taking a rest on the floor in a house in Orting.
An ET from Pluto has been witnessed on one or two instances in Blake Island State Park at the park headquarters carving a nook.
The spirit of a guy wearing a military uniform has repeatedly been made out stacking stones by a lamppost in Orting.
A gigantic horse has been seen on a few occasions trashing a picture in Lake Chelan National Recreation Area outside the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Orting
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Ghost Sightings From Orting
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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