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The ghost of a lady with a bag fastened around her head came into view gazing at the panorama from the summit of Chelan Butte very late at night. This precise spirit has been made out over and over again in this place. No matter what people exclaim, it in all certainty is a chilling ghost that is rather not messed with.
A huge baboon was spotted burying a body by a big rock in Chelan Butte State Wildlife Area before sunrise.
A space man from another solar system came into view seated on a sofa in a trailer near Orondo.
An ET was made out by the water at Spaders Bay shining a light.
An enormous mongoose was seen looking at the landscape at Chelan Dam very late at night.
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- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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