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A very large alpaca is every now and then noticed gazing across Alpha Prairie late in the night.

A very large ape has allegedly been made out on a handful of occasions at Carlisle Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight taking pleasure in the view.
    
An enormous marmoset may occasionally be perceived on the shore of Carlisle Lake slurping soda pop.

An alien has repeatedly been made out seated in a chair in a building near Onalaska.

An martian traveler from space has been seen on many instances in the backseat of a Nissan by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in his rear view mirror after midnight.

A sizeable frightening giant can regularly be made out in Shoestring Valley in the early morning hours reading a magazine.
 

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