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These are some lies we made up about Olympia.
A black dog that transformed into a woman was made out in a raft on Barnes Lake attempting to grasp something. The ghost nodded to the eye witness. Several of the residents assert this spirit could be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Olympia many years ago. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it's a creepy spirit that is better not interrupted.
The ghost of a dispossessed gentleman appeared by a lady hiking along a trail near Olympia. When the ghost was seen it disappeared into the air.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy showed up in Capitol Lake Park at night pondering. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being spotted. One thing is for guaranteed, it is certainly a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto was observed gazing over Bush Prairie around midnight.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has frequently been observed looking at the panorama at Deschutes
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Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extremely large leopard is often witnessed resting in a chair in a house in Olympia.
An enormous lizard has purportedly been spotted on several occasions by Allen Creek screaming at the viewer to go away.
A very large salamander may be perceived often pacing from residence to residence
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after midnight on an Olympia street.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship has from time to time been observed searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of an Olympia trailer before sunrise.
A space alien from the Moon is now and then seen gazing down into the water at Butler Cove at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from outer space is rumored to have been noticed on a few instances on the highest spot of Black Hills at midnight glancing at the vista.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship can once in a while be noticed on the pinnacle of one of the hills in the Black Hills at night munching on a tomato.
An ET from planet Jupiter has often been noticed looking at people in an Olympia apartment through a peephole.
A large scary beast is repeatedly observed near the entrance to Belfair State Park reading a magazine.
A massive gemsbok has been distinguished on frequent instances hitch-hiking by the side of a murky highway right next door to Olympia.
A space alien
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from another planet can be perceived very frequently sniveling right by the entrance to Mount Rainier National Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Olympia
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Ghost Sightings From Olympia
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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