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These are some lies we made up about Ocean Park.
An ET from Pluto was seen suspended in the air like a balloon in Ocean Park.
A space man from another galaxy has often been distinguished staring at an old man sleeping on a futon in a flat in Ocean Park.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack hauling a big axe is repeatedly perceived hurling pebbles into the stream at Espy Slough in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial can repeatedly be seen throwing chunks of concrete into Pauls Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be seen often climbing a lofty tree in Sherwood Forest at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien from planet Venus has now and then been observed covering a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Leadbetter Point State Park at the stroke of midnight.
A chilling skeleton is every now and then distinguished at Diamond Point in the early morning hours gazing down into the water. If you listen to what the people who live here declare, this ghost is the stressed soul of a long gone Ocean Park person who lived here.
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Ghost Sightings From Ocean Park
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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