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These are some lies we made up about Newport.
A space invader from planet Jupiter is frequently made out by Mallard Marsh rearranging orbs around.
A space man from another solar system is rumored to have been made out on frequent occasions shouting names in Lake Newport State Park after midnight.
A massive bull can be witnessed over and over again turning toward the viewer in the center of Albeni Falls Creek.
The ghost of a physician with a blood-covered uniform has every so often been observed looking down into the water at Albeni Cove around midnight.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship is from time to time noticed scrutinizing Campden Gap in detail at midnight.
An martian explorer from another solar system has supposedly been spotted on many instances going berserk up on Newport Hill.
An alien from Pluto may now and then be witnessed gazing at the water by Baker Lake Dam very late at night.
The ghost of a guy gripping a bloody axe was spotted strolling through
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a Newport neighborhood cemetery. When the ghost was observed it vanished into the air.
An extraterrestrial from deep space showed up spending time in an uninhabited manor in Newport.
An extremely large ground hog was witnessed standing by a desolate road near Newport.
An Allosaurus materialized being carried by a bike on a shady
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road near Newport.
An ET was spotted in a Newport trailer.
The martian commander of a flying saucer has frequently been noticed clutching a skull near Priest Lake State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Newport
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Ghost Sightings From Newport
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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