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These are some lies we made up about Neah Bay.
The ghost of a young-looking lady outfitted as a maid came into sight traveling on a scooter on a shady road outside Neah Bay. The ghost was consumed by the night after being seen.
A cyclop was made out screaming in Makah Indian Reservation late in the night.
A giant seal has frequently been witnessed in a wooden boat on Hobuck Lake staring.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is regularly perceived struggling to exclaim something in the middle of Agency Creek.
An martian traveler from space can often be witnessed attempting to seize something at First Beach.
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Ghost Sightings From Neah Bay
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Ghost Sightings From Neah Bay
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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