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These are some lies we made up about Naches.
An extremely large muskrat has repeatedly been made out standing by a desolate highway in the vicinity of Naches.
A huge vicuna is repeatedly spotted guzzling chlorine in Oak Creek State Wildlife Area at midnight.
A woman with an axe in her head has been said to have been spotted on numerous instances giving a conducted exploration of Horseshoe Bend to a company of ghosts on a dark night.
A wandering spirit may frequently be observed flinging pebbles into the current at Oak Creek before sunrise. One of the folks who live here steadfastly asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Naches in the past.
The phantom of a young-looking Indian warrior can be seen very often staring over Fisher Flat in the early morning hours before sunrise. Several of the people who live here claim this ghost is that of a person who resided here in Naches some decades ago.
The ghost of an airliner pilot has occasionally
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been seen hauling a cranium beside Sandstone Spring at night.
An Icthyosaurus is every now and then noticed in Big Burn Canyon around midnight crying.
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Ghost Sightings From Naches
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Ghost Sightings From Naches
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
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