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These are some lies we made up about Moses Lake.
The ghost of a terribly charred woman came into sight at Lewis Horn in the early morning hours before sunrise looking down into the water. The arrival of the bystander alarmed the ghost who then vanished. A person who lives here claims that this ghost enjoys startling foolhardy people who come searching for ghosts in Moses Lake. No matter what, it's a creepy ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to meet.
The phantom of a man with a name etched into his head was spotted sitting at the dining table in a Moses Lake building. The witness was terrified and ran away. Several of the locals declare this ghost may well be a renowned past native of Moses Lake.
The ghost of an engine driver became visible gazing at people in a Moses Lake home through a door crack. The spirit didn't appear to be troubled by the watchers. One thing is for guaranteed, it unquestionably is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space alien from planet Mars
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was noticed late in the night looking across Cascade Valley.
A space invader from another world was seen in Moses Lake State Park at the stroke of midnight struggling to say something.
A woman devoid of a head has repeatedly been spotted looking at the water by Moses Lake North Dam around midnight.
An extremely large koala is often
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seen in Rocky Coulee at the stroke of midnight reflecting.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a rope around her neck may repeatedly be distinguished quite near the entrance to Lake Lenore Caves State Park scaring folks. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that is preferably not upset.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be seen time and again in a secluded neighborhood near Moses Lake.
A space man from planet Saturn has once in a while been spotted walking in the middle of a murky road near Moses Lake.
A fantastically terrifying ghost is once in a while perceived posting an envelope at a Moses Lake post office.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a sizeable mustache and an eye patch is known to have been seen on several instances speaking into the air as if someone else was nearby.
The ghost of an elderly female holding a shot gun may every so often be distinguished walking a Collie before sunrise on a murky Moses Lake road. It has been declared that
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this precise ghost is most likely the tormented ghost of a resident who used to have a house here in Moses Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Moses Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Moses Lake
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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