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A huge ibex has occasionally been witnessed enjoying the landscape at Sylvia Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.

A gargantuan toad is every so often observed in a sail boat on Sylvia Lake smoking a cigar.
    
A massive warthog has supposedly been spotted on numerous occasions hanging in the air like a blimp in Montesano.

An extremely large dromedary may now and then be distinguished in Lake Sylvia State Park after midnight searching for a woman.

A pitch black cat that transformed into a woman was seen sniveling in Wynoochee Valley in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being witnessed. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long gone Montesano local. One thing's for guaranteed, this spirit undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.

A space alien from another world was spotted on the apex of Prices Peak in the early morning hours before sunrise watching the surroundings.
 

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