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These are some lies we made up about Monitor.
A beheaded gentleman has now and then been distinguished in Ardetta Park at night hiding a corpse by a sizeable rock. People who have perceived this ghost declare this ghost is the undead spirit of a long forgotten Monitor local person. In any case, this is a nasty spirit that you wouldn't want to come across around midnight.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is sometimes distinguished walking from house to house at midnight on a Monitor residential road.
A woman with her head and right arm and left leg removed is rumored to have been made out on frequent instances seeking a photo up on the summit of Burch Mountain. Residents here say that this spirit is that of a local person who had a house here in Monitor some decades ago.
An alien voyager from outer space can every now and then be made out flinging rocks into the stream at Bear Gulch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A soldier's uniform marching around
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lacking a body in it was spotted searching through a freezer in the kitchen of a Monitor apartment very late at night. The ghost was unconcerned that there was someone else nearby.
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Ghost Sightings From Monitor
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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