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An extremely large springbok was made out heaving chunks of concrete into Lake Serene in the early morning hours.
A sizeable scary phantom was distinguished walking alongside a wild highway outside Lynnwood. The ghost unmoved that there was someone other near. Residents here assert that this spirit likes frightening folks who are fearless enough to disturb the peace in Lynnwood.
An enormous muskrat has regularly been noticed becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
A huge canary has been noticed on a handful of instances taking a rest on a couch in a building right next door to Lynnwood.
A huge hamster may repeatedly be witnessed in Big Gulch at midnight weeping.
A huge wombat can be spotted over and over again at Ballinger Lake Outlet Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the scenery.
Snow White has every so often been perceived attempting to utter something by Hall Creek.
A very large puma is now and then seen flashing a
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kerosene lamp down beside the water at Browns Bay.
The ghost of a young-looking man sporting a confederate uniform has allegedly been noticed on a few occasions climbing out of Ronald Bog drenched in mud in the early morning hours before sunrise. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
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ghost of a street bum can every so often be noticed calling names in Beverly Park at midnight. A local person says that this phantom can be the spirit of a resident who died here in Lynnwood before the present.
Alexander the Great has often been seen in the rear seat of a pickup by the driver distinguishing the spirit in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
A gigantic dormouse is regularly distinguished up on the top of Beckstrom Hill facing the observer.
A Chupacabra is rumored to have been observed on frequent occasions at Sunset Beach taking a night-time dip.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object may regularly be witnessed trimming bushes in the front yard of an apartment in Lynnwood.
The ghost of an aged hag may be perceived time and again flinging stones in Lake Chelan National Recreation Area at the park headquarters. One thing is for certain, it without a doubt is a scary ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A giant mare is sometimes perceived stacking pebbles in Anderson
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Lake State Park near the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Lynnwood
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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