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The ghost of a man having the sign of the devil carved into his hand may be witnessed often taking a late-night dip at Joemma Beach. Whatever people express, it's a terrifying ghost that should be kept away from.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has from time to time been perceived appearing creepy by Devils Head.
The ghost of a train driver is occasionally seen heaving stones into the stream at Bradley Creek late at night. A local woman alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Longbranch a long time ago.
A very large mouse is rumored to have been seen on a few instances looking at the surroundings at Bradley Creek Dam at midnight.
Socrates may now and then be seen gazing down into the water at Amsterdam Bay late at night.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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