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An extremely large elephant came into sight wandering from house to house on a dark night on a Long Beach avenue.
The martian technician of a UFO was distinguished rummaging around in a fridge in the kitchen of a Long Beach house around midnight.
A womanly body was observed staring at people in a Long Beach apartment through a peephole. This precise ghost has been witnessed frequently in this place.
A minotaur has often been made out by Cranberry Marsh verbalizing into the air.
A gargantuan finch is repeatedly spotted on the water's edge of Black Lake trying to find something.
A space invader from Jupiter has allegedly been noticed on one or two occasions carrying a human skull by North Head.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a sword can frequently be observed in Fort Canby State Park late at night pulling a dead body across the ground. Residents who have distinguished this ghost assert this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Long Beach in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Long Beach
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Ghost Sightings From Long Beach
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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