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An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space is regularly noticed traveling on a mule in the middle of a road outside Leavenworth.
A moderately decayed human corpse has been said to have been seen on numerous occasions in a phone booth in Leavenworth talking on the telephone. Local people argue that this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long departed Leavenworth local.
A lady on fire, hauling a kerosene bottle may repeatedly be witnessed hiding a cadaver by a large boulder in Leavenworth Winter Sports Area in the early morning hours. One of the folks who live here firmly asserts that this spirit is that of a local person who had a home here in Leavenworth a long time ago. No matter what folks utter, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space man from planet Mercury may be made out frequently on the highest spot of Boundary Butte around midnight glancing at the sight.
A space invader from outer space
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has once in a while been seen walking through a Leavenworth area graveyard.
The phantom of a youthful air force pilot is once in a while perceived looking by Castle Rock. One thing is for certain, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be stayed away from.
An enormous colt has supposedly been seen on a small number of occasions in Anderson
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Canyon around midnight struggling to grasp something.
Aladdin has repeatedly been seen pulling a corpse from the freezing water of Cabin Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The alien navigator of a UFO is frequently spotted reflecting down a deserted highway near Leavenworth very late at night.
An martian vacationer from another solar system has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions standing by a desolate road near Leavenworth.
An extraterrestrial from Mars can often be seen down beside Drury Falls after midnight crying out names of people.
A lady with a green face may be witnessed over and over again at Dryden Diversion Dam before sunrise taking in the surroundings. In any case, it undeniably is a chilling spirit that is better not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Leavenworth
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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