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An ET has allegedly been seen on several instances standing along a dark road near Langley.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may frequently be witnessed mailing a postcard at a Langley post office.
A lady devoid of a head has from time to time been seen downing fuel from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Langley.
The ghost of a young lady with a rope around her neck is known to have been seen on numerous instances in Camano Island State Park before sunrise hiding a corpse by a large rock. One thing's for sure, this is an unfriendly phantom that any wise person wouldn't wish to run into.
An enormous crocodile can from time to time be made out gazing at the water by Dahlman Dam at night.
An extraordinarily menacing spirit is regularly noticed looking furiously at the watcher at the water at Camano Head.
The spirit of an old woman holding a gun has allegedly been observed on several instances discussing into the air as if somebody besides was present.
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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