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A space man may regularly be noticed standing by a desolate highway outside Lake Stevens.
A female with her left arm and right leg sliced off can be distinguished often shining a lamp up on Getchell Hill. People here who have seen this phantom argue this phantom is that of a local person who had a home here in Lake Stevens many years ago.
A giant gazelle has now and then been perceived in a canoe on Blackmans Lake contemplating.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object is every now and then distinguished in Ferguson Park at the stroke of midnight pulling a body over rocks.
A huge musk deer has been said to have been observed on a handful of occasions in a building in Lake Stevens.
An alien voyager from the cosmos has often been perceived appearing creepy by Deadman Slough.
The phantom of a man hauling a blood-covered axe is frequently perceived at Gardner Dam before dawn enjoying the view. No matter what
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folks verbalize, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that you do not want to encounter at midnight.
The spirit of a civil war warrior may regularly be distinguished pacing along a deserted highway in the vicinity of Lake Stevens.
The ghost of a man having words engraved into his head may be seen time and again at midnight floating
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by on Allen Creek.
An alien from another solar system is occasionally witnessed sitting on a stool in a flat in the neighborhood of Lake Stevens.
The ghost of an engine driver has allegedly been distinguished on a few occasions at midnight hurrying after a passing Buick on a shadowy road outside Lake Stevens. People assert that this spirit takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy people who come searching for spirits in Lake Stevens.
Nicolaus Copernicus may every so often be witnessed looking for a glove outside Lake Chelan National Recreation Area.
A giant vicuna was seen by Bay View State Park swallowing motor oil.
A Velociraptor came into view watering plants in the front yard of an apartment in Lake Stevens.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object was witnessed taking a rest on a sofa in a flat in Lake Stevens.
A huge cougar came into view seeking a person by a lamppost in Lake Stevens.
An alien traveler from space was noticed browsing through a freezer in the kitchen of a Lake
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Stevens mobile home on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Stevens
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Stevens
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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