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These are some lies we made up about Lacey.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft was distinguished watching TV in a Lacey living room before sunrise.
A woman with a somewhat see-through body emerged rummaging around in trash container on a Lacey residential road. Shocked by the viewers the ghost faded away into the shadows.
A Seismosaurus was perceived before dawn staring across Chambers Prairie.
A giant chinchilla was spotted on a Lacey residential street late in the night.
A gigantic colt was observed by Big Slough going nuts.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has regularly been distinguished chucking chunks of concrete at McAllister Spring Lake Dam in the early morning hours. It has been alleged that this precise ghost may very well be a renowned past local of Lacey.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves is regularly witnessed beside the water at Butterball Cove carving a crater.
The spirit of an aged man with a big
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white beard has been seen on frequent instances washing a blood-covered pair of pants in McAllister Springs after midnight.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head may frequently be made out slurping blood from a bottle in the center of Eaton Creek.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter can be noticed over and over again on the
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shore of Bigelow Lake eating a hotdog.
An alien from another galaxy has occasionally been made out checking out Nisqually Head at night.
An old knight's armor devoid of a human inside is now and then noticed in Nisqually National Wildlife Refuge around midnight hauling a corpse over rocks. Anyhow, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The spirit of a lady with a bag tied around her head has been spotted on several occasions reading a book by a terrifying high tree in Trotter Woods.
A giant puma may from time to time be observed hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Lacey.
An enormous elk is regularly witnessed in a restaurant in the Lacey neighborhood.
A Yeti is known to have been made out on one or two instances in Belfair State Park near the ranger station attempting to say something.
An alien can regularly be observed trying on socks in a Lacey apartment.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object has from time to time been spotted meditating
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in Mount Rainier National Park right by the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Lacey
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Ghost Sightings From Lacey
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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