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A space man from planet Venus has often been noticed on the highest spot of Long Butte in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the view.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is repeatedly spotted glancing over High Prairie on a dark night.
The ghost of a young air force pilot has supposedly been perceived on a small number of instances sitting on a stool in a flat close to Klickitat.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object may regularly be perceived examining Beeks Canyon in detail at night.
A space man from planet Neptune may be made out over and over again weeping at Mark Res Dam at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Klickitat
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Ghost Sightings From Klickitat
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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