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These are some lies we made up about Kittitas.
A female with worms crawling out of her eye sockets can be seen frequently pulling a body through some bushes in Olmstead Place State Park very late at night.
A gargantuan dugong has every now and then been noticed late at night checking out Badger Pocket in detail.
The ghost of a woman with a dagger in her chest is from time to time witnessed drinking water from Lost Spring before sunrise. Anyhow, this is an unlikable ghost that should be let alone.
A Chupacabra is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of occasions pulling a dead body from the cold water of Badger Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from another galaxy can every now and then be observed drinking gasoline in the early morning hours before sunrise on a lawn in Kittitas.
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There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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