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These are some lies we made up about Kettle Falls.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft is known to have been seen on several occasions by the entrance to Lake Roosevelt National Recreation Area howling.
A gigantic deer can now and then be observed on the water's edge of Hyatt Lake looking.
A gargantuan elk was seen enjoying the landscape at Blue Gulch Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien tourist from outer space became visible examining Blue Gulch in detail at midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot was spotted twinkling a light by Seven Devils. The spirit didn't mind that there was someone other there. Based on what the residents allege, this phantom is that of a local resident who had a house here in Kettle Falls before the present.
An extraterrestrial from outer space materialized in Old Kettle Falls Recreation Site in the early morning hours covering a dead body by a sizeable boulder.
A centaur was noticed spitting at
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passing cars by the side of a murky road in close proximity to Kettle Falls.
The alien technician of a flying saucer has regularly been seen at China Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise chucking pieces of wood into the current.
An alien tourist from another solar system is repeatedly observed pointing at the watcher down beside
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Bens Spring late at night.
A youthful girl dressed in a blood-splattered wedding gown is rumored to have been perceived on several instances posting a postcard at a Kettle Falls post office. Many people who live here declare this phantom gets pleasure from frightening folks who are bold enough to upset the tranquility in Kettle Falls.
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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