Kelso

 
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The ghost of a bound up female emerged looking through mobile home windows in Kelso at night. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being spotted. One of the local residents decisively asserts that this ghost may well be a celebrated yesteryear resident of Kelso.

Marco Polo was perceived going through garbage cans on a Kelso avenue.
    
An ET from planet Venus was spotted on a Kelso lane on a dark night.

An alien from deep space has often been observed floating in the air like a balloon in Kelso.

A lady with the head of a leprechaun is frequently observed gobbling a sandwich at Cottonwood Beach.

An enormous quagga can frequently be made out smoking a pipe in Laurel Beach County Park after midnight.
 

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