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These are some lies we made up about Ilwaco.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer has every so often been noticed attempting to grasp something in a motor boat on Black Lake.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet is every now and then noticed flickering a light by Cranberry Marsh.
A semi see-through man outfitted as the captain of a craft is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of occasions seated at a table in an Ilwaco mobile home meditating.
A big bloodcurdling ghost has often been perceived riding on a horse beside a highway near Ilwaco. No matter what, it is unquestionably a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of a strapped up guy is regularly seen strolling through a flat outside Ilwaco. Several of the locals claim this ghost can be the spirit of a resident who died here in Ilwaco some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Ilwaco
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Ghost Sightings From Ilwaco
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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