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These are some lies we made up about Hoquiam.
An enormous budgerigar is repeatedly observed looking at a lady sleeping on a futon in a home in Hoquiam.
Julius Ceasar is known to have been seen on numerous occasions holding a skull in Beacon Hill Park around midnight.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer may regularly be seen howling next to the water at Bowerman Basin.
A space invader from Mars can be distinguished repeatedly trying on clothes in a Hoquiam home.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is from time to time perceived enjoying the landscape at Davis Creek Dam at night.
An extremely large weasel can every so often be seen hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Bear Creek after midnight.
A female with a green face was distinguished scaring people in a sail boat on Failor Lake. Freaked out by the onlookers the spirit departed into the dark. Regardless of what folks utter, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
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gentleman having a machete in his head appeared late in the night heading a guided outing of Stearns Bluff to a crowd of phantoms. When made out the ghost came near the watcher who then fled. It's been said that this specific spirit is the undeparted spirit of an old Hoquiam local.
The ghost of a mailman became visible poking around in mailboxes
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at the stroke of midnight in Hoquiam. This exact ghost has been spotted often in this neighborhood.
A colossal wolf was witnessed in a Hoquiam secondary school very late at night marching the halls.
A space alien was perceived in a flat right next door to Hoquiam.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet has often been witnessed at Fort Stevens State Park hurling rocks.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is often observed scraping out a crack at Fort Clatsop National Memorial.
Snow White has supposedly been perceived on frequent occasions trying to locate a bag by a parked truck in a Hoquiam parking lot at midnight.
A man's body with the head of a donkey may frequently be spotted in a Hoquiam area grocery store, wandering the aisles. According to the people who live here, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Hoquiam long ago.
A giant crocodile may be observed frequently swallowing blood from a bottle after midnight on a sidewalk
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Ghost Sightings From Hoquiam
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Ghost Sightings From Hoquiam
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
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