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The ghost of a young-looking man having on a confederate uniform is regularly witnessed in a Harrington mobile home. A person who lives here alleges that this ghost may be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Harrington in the past. Whatever people verbalize, it is unquestionably a menacing spirit that is rather not disturbed.
A very large capybara is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent instances walking beside a deserted highway near Harrington.
The ghost of a bum may regularly be distinguished coming into sight in a washroom mirror.
The phantom of a young-looking lady soaked in blood may be made out often having a seat in an armchair in a mobile home outside Harrington. One of the locals strongly says that this ghost may well be a famous former time dweller of Harrington.
A guy with a large hole through his torso has now and then been distinguished quite near the entrance to Lyons Ferry State Park moving orbs about.
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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