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A gentleman having the head of a leprechaun was distinguished in Grayland Access State Park around midnight concealing a cadaver by a large rock. The ghost was consumed by the night after being noticed. Regardless of what folks say, this is an unlikable ghost that is preferably not messed with.
A massive ermine has frequently been made out going berserk down at the waterfront at Horseshoe Lake.
A space invader from the Moon is repeatedly perceived around midnight crawling out of Cannery Slough soaked in dirty water.
A sizeable terrifying ogre has been said to have been observed on several occasions staring through trailer windows in Grayland late at night.
A somewhat rotten human cadaver may repeatedly be observed gazing down into the water at North Cove around midnight. Any which way, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to meet around midnight.
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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