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These are some lies we made up about Fox Island.
A massive addax was noticed flinging rocks into the water at Artondale Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The alien crew member of a UFO emerged on the summit of Ford Hill at the stroke of midnight examining the vista.
A half decayed human dead body was observed at Anderson Pond Dam before sunrise looking at the panorama. Additional reports of this ghost have been conveyed. Regardless of what, it is indisputably a scary ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter late at night.
The ghost of a planter in a straw hat was observed in a Fox Island highschool at midnight strolling the corridors. Further people in close proximity have had similar incidents involving the same ghost. No matter what folks verbalize, this is an antagonistic ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to meet.
Bigfoot was noticed sobbing by Farrell Marsh.
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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