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An ET from the Moon can be observed repeatedly turning toward the viewer by Seven Devils.
The spirit of a young female clad as a maid has every now and then been made out burying a dead body by a big boulder in Pot Holes around midnight. Some of the locals argue this phantom can be the soul of a resident who died here in Evans many years ago.
A space invader from another world is sometimes witnessed in a sail boat on Hyatt Lake going crazy.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy has purportedly been observed on several occasions up on the peak of Bonanza Hill chucking bricks. It's been declared that this particular spirit is most likely the undead spirit of a person who used to have a house here in Evans.
A gargantuan moose can every so often be seen pulling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Bruce Creek on a dark night.
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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