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These are some lies we made up about Elk.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer is now and then seen gulping water from Sheets Spring after midnight.
William Shakespeare has supposedly been witnessed on a few instances fishing from the water's edge of Chain Lake on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy may sometimes be witnessed staring at the vista from the pinnacle of Bare Mountain at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan addax has often been noticed after midnight exploring Campden Gap in detail.
A colossal antelope is repeatedly seen at Koenig Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the vista.
Count Dracula has been said to have been noticed on several occasions in Pend Oreille State Park around midnight sniveling.
An alien from the cosmos may frequently be noticed strolling through a mobile home in Elk.
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Ghost Sightings From Elk
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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