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These are some lies we made up about Electric City.
A giant prairie dog showed up in a residence close to Electric City.
An ET from Pluto was seen gazing at the water by Banks Lake North Dam at night.
The ghost of a waitress was spotted trying to locate a map in Cole Park on a dark night. Other sightings of this ghost have been conveyed.
An alien from another galaxy has frequently been observed at the stroke of midnight floating along Fiddle Creek.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object is often spotted smoking a cigar in Klobuschar Draw at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Electric City
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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