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These are some lies we made up about Dryden.
An ET is known to have been witnessed on numerous instances by Dryden Diversion Dam late at night staring at the water.
Marco Polo may occasionally be made out stopping by Peshastin Pinnacles around midnight.
The ghost of a street bum was observed before dawn scrutinizing Anderson Canyon in detail. The phantom was consumed by the thin air after being spotted.
The ghost of an aged witch came into sight staring across Camas Land before dawn. Panic stricken by the witnesses the ghost withdrew into the darkness. Based on what the folks who live here say, this ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolhardy people who come looking for ghosts in Dryden.
A gentleman with a big hole through his torso was witnessed swallowing diesel from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Dryden. When observed the ghost approached the onlooker who then escaped. Loads of folks who live here argue this ghost may be a recognized old days native of Dryden. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that any normal person would not want to bump into.
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How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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