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These are some lies we made up about Deming.
A space invader has from time to time been distinguished up on the apex of Mount Baker Vista screaming at the onlooker to disappear.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer is from time to time noticed by Canyon Creek going nuts.
An extremely large bull has been said to have been made out on a small number of occasions heaving pebbles at night by a mailbox in Deming.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can sometimes be observed stacking pieces of wood in Church Saddle before dawn. No matter what people state, it's a menacing ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
An extremely large cheetah has repeatedly been noticed under a lofty tree in Mount Baker-Snoqualmie National Forest sipping blood from a mug.
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Ghost Sightings From Deming
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Ghost Sightings From Deming
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
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