Dallesport

 
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A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire has allegedly been observed on several occasions in a mirror in a Dallesport building; the spirit was only observable in the mirror. Loads of people who live here argue this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long departed Dallesport local person. No matter what folks exclaim, this is a horrible ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to meet.

The spirit of a pregnant woman can repeatedly be perceived trying to find a photo under a parked Ford in a Dallesport parking lot at midnight.

The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object may be perceived often in a Dallesport area clothing store, striding the aisles.
    
A gargantuan shrew has occasionally been witnessed relaxing at a table in a Dallesport house stacking rocks.

An alien from planet Mercury is occasionally seen in Howe Park late at night sipping blood from a jar.

 

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