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A menacing creature may regularly be perceived in a mirror in a Custer residence; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror. In any case, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that any reasonable person would not want to encounter.
An alien can be spotted often devouring a carrot up on the top of Holman Hill.
Frankenstein's Monster has once in a while been noticed downing chlorine down next to the waterfront at Smrekar Reservoir.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship is now and then made out at Blaine Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours taking pleasure in the scenery.
An extremely large mandrill has allegedly been made out on numerous instances verbalizing into the thin air in Lake Terrell State Game Refuge in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Custer
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Ghost Sightings From Custer
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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