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These are some lies we made up about Curtis.
A huge aoudad may be witnessed very frequently gazing over Boistfort Prairie at midnight.
A colossal fawn has every so often been noticed flinging chunks of concrete in Lost Valley in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a dispossessed gentleman has allegedly been noticed on a handful of occasions by Follette Dam before sunrise staring at the water.
A large bloodcurdling beast can now and then be witnessed heaving stones into the flow at Barney Creek late at night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly been witnessed trying to locate a shoe by Miller Swamp.
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How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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