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The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was made out on the apex of Franson Peak after midnight monitoring the scenery.
A huge baboon materialized looking over Lundimo Meadows at night.
A large creepy giant was seen swallowing blood from a cup in the middle of Aeneas Creek.
A space invader from planet Venus was spotted hanging in the air like a cloud in Curlew.
A giant musk deer has often been witnessed gazing at a lady slumbering in an armchair in an apartment in Curlew.
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Ghost Sightings From Curlew
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Ghost Sightings From Curlew
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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