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These are some lies we made up about Creston.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object is every so often perceived up on the apex of Creston Butte calling out people's names.
An martian traveler from space has been made out on frequent occasions gulping water from Baring Spring at midnight.
A space man from another planet can every so often be witnessed at Hansen Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking crossly at the onlooker.
Bigfoot was noticed in McDowell Canyon in the early morning hours going crazy.
An alien became visible on a Creston street before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Creston
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Ghost Sightings From Creston
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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