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An alien voyager from space is regularly noticed at Bowser Spring in the early morning hours terrifying folks.
A colossal cow has purportedly been seen on several occasions in the center of North Fork Cowiche Creek crying out names.
A space alien from another planet can often be observed at Parker Reservoir Dam after midnight appearing bloodcurdling.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has now and then been witnessed studying the surroundings from the highest spot of Cowiche Mountain at night.
The spirit of an old guy with a big white beard is every now and then made out taking a rest at the dining table in a Cowiche trailer going crazy. Based on what the people who live here claim, this spirit loves startling people who come seeking spirits in Cowiche.
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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