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An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has frequently been noticed late in the night soaring across Washington Flats.
A headless guy is often seen by Fiddle Creek trying to state something. According to the local residents, this ghost is the undead soul of a former Coulee Dam local resident.
A woman with her left arm and left leg chopped off has allegedly been spotted on many instances in Cole Park before sunrise hiding a cadaver by a large rock. Scores of folks who live here say this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Coulee Dam long ago.
A colossal doe can often be observed by the water at Eden Harbor reflecting.
A giant donkey has now and then been spotted gazing at the panorama from the peak of Fiddle Butte late in the night.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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