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A space invader from another world was seen in a Cosmopolis mobile home.
A very large dingo has often been made out attempting to conceal a cadaver in Cosmopolis Waterway late in the night.
A giant rabbit is frequently witnessed drifting by on Bear Creek at night.
The ghost of a youthful lady clad as a house keeper is rumored to have been noticed on several occasions appearing frightening at Aberdeen Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
An ET can regularly be observed bass fishing from the water's edge of Aberdeen Lake at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Cosmopolis
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Ghost Sightings From Cosmopolis
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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