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The phantom of a young-looking lady with a wire around her neck may occasionally be distinguished on the summit of Langley Hill in the early morning hours watching the scenery.
An extraordinarily menacing ghost was spotted in a residence in Copalis Crossing. The watcher escaped right after she distinguished the spirit.
The spirit of an aged woman hauling a shot gun came into view dragging a dead body over rocks in Griffiths-Priday Ocean State Park at the stroke of midnight. The ghost was indifferent that there was someone other there.
The spirit of an old Indian chief was observed staring at the water by Campbell Slough Dam on a dark night. When the onlooker came into view the ghost escaped. Nevertheless, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A black bat that shape-shifted into a woman was seen flickering a light by the shore at Campbell Slough. The appearance of the eye witness terrified the ghost who then vanished.
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Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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