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The phantom of a flight attendant is repeatedly perceived at Lamb-Weston Dam very late at night taking in the vista. Whichever way, this phantom certainly is terrifying; one that is better not upset.
A huge walrus has allegedly been spotted on several instances before sunrise flying over Paradise Flats.
A colossal hamster can regularly be distinguished digging a gap in Dunnigan Coulee very late at night.
An ET from deep space may be witnessed over and over again posting a letter at a Connell post office.
An alien has once in a while been witnessed swallowing blood from a mug in Pioneer Park around midnight.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions conversing into the air as if someone else was near.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady may occasionally be seen walking a Cocker Spaniel late in the night on a gloomy Connell residential street. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Connell
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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